Quotations / The Best Kramerisms

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A bunch of the most insane and hilarious remarks of Cosmo Kramer in the hit TV Sitcom 'Seinfeld.'

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Kramer In "The Pothole" episode Highway Stretch "As of today I am a proud parent of a one-mile stretch of the Arthur Berkhardt Expressway." view view
Kramer In "The Heart Attack" episode Hospital Cafeteria "Boy, they've got a great cafeteria downstairs. Hot food, sandwiches, a salad bar. It's like a Sizzler's opened up a hospital!" view view
Kramer In "The Baby Shower" episode Eating an Apple "Yeah, I eat the whole apple. The core, stem, seeds, everything." view view
Kramer In "The Cadillac" episode Jerry Seinfeld "I don't think I can talk to you any more. I feel inferior." Kramer has just learnt how much money Jerry makes view view
Kramer In "The Boyfriend" episode after showering at the gym with Jerry & George. Peek "I snuck a peak." view view
Kramer In "The Doodle" episode while eating a Mackinaw Peach Mackinaw Peach "It's like having a circus in my mouth." view view
Kramer In "The Dog" episode Ellen "I must've been out of my mind! Look at you. Why don't you do something with your life? You sit around here all day. You contribute nothing to society. You're just taking up space. How could I...
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Kramer In "The Fusilli Jerry" episode Proctologist "Have you ever met a proctologist? They usually have a very good sense of humor. You meet a proctologist at a party, don't walk away. Plant yourself there because you will hear the funniest st...
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Kramer In "The Strongbox" episode while reading tombstones in a pet cemetery. Epitaph "Man's Best Friend... Jerry, I want something like that on my tombstone." view view
Kramer In "The Good Samaritan" episode Hit & Run Drivers "You know they're mentally disturbed. They should be sent to Australia." view view
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  • Muscles, Jun 11, 2007 at 07:26 AM EDT said:

    Cool stuff. I like the ratings for the dialogues

  • Antiwar, Jun 10, 2007 at 07:09 PM EDT said:

    Pretty hilarious stuff, really!!

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