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Just look at the striking similarity between the two...that is probably why nerds just can't do without their computers (in fact, some may prefer computers to women)

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  1. Both computers and women have beautiful faces (monitor) and strong bases.
  2. They both have Input/Output devices.
  3. Both of them can accept 3.5" to 5.25" "floppies"
  4. Both have (belly) buttons.
  5. Both are likely to get viruses / aids if you insert infected floppies.
  6. If they are infected, they can infect uninfected floppies when inserted.
  7. Both are to be "plugged" for productive use.
  8. Computers and women can be maneavoured with fingers.
  9. Both can be used vertically or horizontally.
  10. They can be used throughout the year.
  11. They (both computers and women) have an impeccable memory storage device for errors which are also backed up and used in all future events.
  12. They both have an affinity for telephony devices and stay hooked on for long periods of time.
  13. The base configuration is same but a heavy amount has to spent on accessories. And, last and definitely no the least;
  14. When you have one there is always a better one round the corner.

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  • dhill, Jul 29, 2008 at 12:30 PM PDT said:

    Both throw tantrums occassionally!!

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