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Jokes / Having Fun With Telemarketers
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Tagged with joke, jokes, laughter, laugh, humor, wit, fun, funny,telemarketer, telemarketing, fun, funny, pesky, bug, bother, phone, telephone, callcenter, call center, salesman, salesperson
Last Modified Jun 15, 2008 at 12:45 PM PDT by wizkiddoViewed 119 time(s)
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You are watching your favorite football team's home game on TV. The phone rings and you pick it up thinking it is your buddy calling. Well, no it is a pesky telemarketer trying to sell some goddamn stuff! You end up screaming at him.
Well, here are some better ways of insuring the telemarketing caller never bugs yuo again!
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| 1 | If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money. Ask, "How long can I keep it? Do I have to ever pay it back, or is it like the other ... more |
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| 2 | If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "Why do you want to know?" Or you can say, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one seems to care these days and I ... more |
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| 3 | If the person says he's Joe Doe from the XYZ Company, ask him to spell his name, then ask him to spell the company name, then ask where it is located. Continue asking personal questions or ques... more |
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| 4 | This one works better if you are male: Telemarketer: "Hi, my name is Judy and I'm with Canter and Siegel services....". You reply "Hang on a second." (few seconds paus... more |
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| 5 | Crying out, in well-rehearsed tones of pleasure and surprise, "Judy!! Is this really you? I can't believe it! Judy, how have you BEEN?" Hopefully, this will give Judy a few brief mome... more |
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| 6 | Say, "No," over and over. Be sure to vary the sound of each no, and keep an even tempo even as they're trying to speak. This is the most fun if you can keep going until they hang up. |
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| 7 | If MCI calls trying to get you to sign up with their Family and Friends plan, reply, in as sinister a voice as you can muster, "I don't have any friends...would you be my friend?" |
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| 8 | If they clean rugs: "Can you get blood out, you can? Well, how about goat blood or HUMAN blood - chicken blood too?" |
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| 9 | Let the person go through their spiel, providing minimal but necessary feedback in the form of an occasional "Uh-huh, really, or, "That's fascinating." Finally, when they ask you... more |
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| 10 | Tell them you work for the same company they work for. Example: Telemarketer: "This is Bill from Watertronics."You: "Watertronics!! Hey I work for them too. Where are you calling fro... more |
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