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Jokes / What the Perfect Woman Would Say
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Last Modified Jun 14, 2008 at 07:27 PM PDT by smooreViewed 267 time(s)
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Here's a man's dream come true...if men were to create a woman, then what would such a woman say? Here are some statements the "ideal woman" may make!!
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Let us get a good porno movie, a case of beer, and have my friend Tammy over for a threesome. |
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I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping. |
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I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy! |
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Let's subscribe to Hustler. |
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I just love the taste. |
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Are you sure you've had enough to drink? |
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God..if I don't get it soon, I swear I'm gonna bust! |
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I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again? |
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You're so sexy when you're hungover. |
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Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend? |
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