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Quotations / Witty Sayings About Wives and Wedlock
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Last Modified Jun 13, 2008 at 05:28 AM PDT by pwallaceViewed 421 time(s)
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The funniest statements about better halves and marriage...Some of these u may have read. But some are new...So, enjoy !!!!
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| George Burns | Not Known | Marriage | I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. |
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| Henny Youngman | Not known | Happy Marriage | The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. |
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| Henny Youngman | Not Known | New car | I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor." I said, "Where's the car?" She said, "In the lake." |
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| Henny Youngman | Not Known | Wife | My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. |
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| Milton Berle | Not known | Good wife | A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. |
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| Phyllis Diller | Not known | Mad | Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. |
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| Rodney Dangerfield | Not known | Wife | My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. |
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