by 1 Cylivers
Third place:
There once was a girl named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky.
'Twas 'Hail to the Chief'
On this flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.
Second place:
Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky,
We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
Since you made such a mess,
Use the hem of your dress,
And please wipe that stuff off your chinsky.
And the winning entry:
Lewinsky and Clinton have shown,
What Kaczynski must surely have known,
That an intern is better,
Than a bomb in a letter,
When deciding how best to be blown.
Comments
- wizkiddo, Aug 25, 2008 at 08:48 AM PDT said:
Awesome...such literary creativity!!
