by 1 Cylivers
The Ages of Woman:
- Between the ages of 13 and 18, she is like Africa, virgin and unexplored.
- Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia, hot and exotic.
- Between the ages of 36 and 45, she is like America,fully explored, breathtakingly beautiful, and free with her resources.
- Between the ages of 46 and 56 she is like Europe, exhausted but still has points of interest.
- After 56 she is like Australia; everybody knows it's down there but who gives a damn?
The Ages of Man:
- Between 16 and 26: Thrice weekly
- Between 27 and 36: Tri-weekly
- Between 37 and 46: Try weekly
- Over 47: Try weakly
