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Quotations / Some Terrific Sayings on Marriage
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Last Modified Jun 04, 2008 at 09:20 PM PDT by pwallaceViewed 825 time(s)
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Funny...witty...great quotes of celebrities & famous people on marriage, wedlock!
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| Anonymous | -- | Enemy | Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. |
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| Barbra Streisand | Not known | Man's habits | Why does a woman work for years to change a man's habits, and then complain that he's not the man she married? |
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| George Burns | Not known | Marriage | I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. |
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| Henny Youngman | Not known | Love | I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me! |
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| Henny Youngman | Not known | Last word | I wouldn't object to my wife having the last word -- if only she'd get to it. |
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| Jerry Seinfeld | Not known | Best man | I was the best man at the wedding. If I'm the best man, why is she marrying him? |
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| Milton Berle | Not known | Trouble | Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, "You're only interested in one thing," and you can't remember what it is. |
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| Rodney Dangerfield | Not known | Psychiatrist | I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender. |
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| Woody Allen | Not known | Parents | My parents stayed together for forty years, but that was out of spite. |
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| Yakov Smirnoff | Not known | Date | I told someone I was getting married, and they said "Have you picked a date yet? I said, "Wow, you can bring a date to your own wedding?! What a country! " |
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Comments
- MachoMan, Jun 05, 2008 at 07:08 AM PDT said:
Good ones...i enjoyed them!
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