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Jokes / A Bunch of Language Errors on Hospital Charts
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Last Modified May 27, 2008 at 02:26 PM PDT by bgrahamViewed 125 time(s)
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These are spelling and grammar errors found on chart reviews at a hospital on the east coast!! (After all, to err is human!!)
So, here are the bad English booboo's and bloopers!!
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The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
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The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut, and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately.
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Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
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The skin was moist and dry.
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Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid.
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The patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
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She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until 1989 when she got a divorce.
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Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.
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The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed.
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I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
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