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Last Modified May 27, 2008 at 12:10 AM PDT by ayoung

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Men are supposed to be from Mars and women from Venus. So, little wonder that men and women interpret common words differently.

Here are some meanings of common words in male / female dictionaries!!

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Num	Joke
1	THINGY: n. Female - Any part under a car's hood. Male - The strap fastener on a woman's bra.	view
2	VULNERABLE: adj. Female - Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male - Playing football without a cup.	view
3	COMMUNICATION: n. Female- Open sharing of thoughts & feelings with partner Male- Leaving a note to go golfing with buddies	view
4	COMMITMENT: n Female- Desire to get married & raise a family Male- Not trying to pick up other women while with girlfriend	view
5	ENTERTAINMENT: n.v. Female- A good movie, concert, play or book Male- Anything that can be done while drinking & ends with sex	view
6	FLATULENCE: n. Female- An embarrassing by-product of digestion Male- Source of entertainment, self-statement & male bonding	view
7	MAKING LOVE: n. Female- The greatest statement of intimacy a couple can achieve Male- Call it whatever you want so long as we end up in bed	view
8	REMOTE CONTROL: n. Female- Device to change from one TV channel to another Male- Device to scan all 175 channels every 5 minutes	view

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mmyers, Jul 23, 2008 at 02:18 AM PDT said:
entertainment ..yeah, i agree fully
ggibsom, May 31, 2008 at 06:55 AM PDT said:
hehehe!! i loved the male meaning of flatulence....male-bonding!!

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