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Jokes / Funniest Statements of Airline Flight Attendants
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Tagged with joke, jokes, laughter, laugh, humor, wit, fun, funny,remarks, statements, announcements, pilots, cabin crew, airlines, flight attendants, funny, witty, humorous, wit, fun, employees, passengers, flight, drudgery, air hostesses, humor
Last Modified May 22, 2008 at 11:36 PM PDT by tbakerViewed 249 time(s)
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These are actual humorous statements during announcements made by pilots and cabin crew of various airlines...surely something that would have removed the drudgery of the flight for the passengers!!
Wish all airline employees are as witty as the few who made these remarks
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| 1 | As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Washington National, the lone voice of the pilot comes over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella...WHOA..!" |
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Announcement: "As we prepare for takeoff, please make sure your tray tables and seat backs are fully upright in their most uncomfortable position."
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"There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."
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"Your seat cushions can be used for floatation, and in the event of an emergency water landing, please take them with our compliments."
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"We do feature a smoking section on this flight; if you must smoke, contact a member of the flight crew and we will escort you to the wing of the airplane."
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"Smoking in the lavatories is prohibited. Any person caught smoking in the lavatories will be asked to leave the plane immediately."
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| 7 | Pilot : "Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free to move about as you wish, but please stay inside the plane till we l... more |
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| 8 | "Good morning. As we leave Dallas, it's warm, the sun is shining, and the birds are singing. We are going to Charlotte, where it's dark, windy and raining. Why in the... more |
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After landing: "Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride."
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| 10 | Pilot: "Folks, if you were with us last week, we never got around to mentioning that it was National Procrastination day. If you get a chance this week, please try to celebrate it. If you... more |
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- groberts, Jun 05, 2008 at 10:40 AM PDT said:
These are very humourous
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