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Last Modified May 21, 2008 at 01:26 AM PDT by mwatson

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Pretty interesting...surely some of these are eye-openers, particularly for men, who are not going to like some of these..it will not do the male ego any good:-)

WOnder if these are scientifically proven!!

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Tests have shown that women rate 3% higher in general intelligence than men although their brain size is smaller. Most women act dumb to make their mates look good.

 

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Women are walking radar detectors, that is why men have difficulty lying to women. Their brains have the ability to integrate and decipher verbal, visual and other signals of body language.

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3 Women want lots of sex with the man she loves. Men just want lots of sex. view view
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When men flirt, they will lower their pitch of voice. Women will raise theirs.

 

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Women talk and think aloud while men do them silently. As a result, men think women talk too much and are nags.

 

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Women talk about their problems as a way of relieving stress. She wants to be heard, not fixed by being offered advice and solutions.

 

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7 Speech and words are not a specific brain skill for men. They find it hard to express themselves. That's why they often choose greeting cards with plenty of words inside. That way, th... more
Speech and words are not a specific brain skill for men. They find it hard to express themselves. That's why they often choose greeting cards with plenty of words inside. That way, there's less space for them to write.
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Women leave men, not because they are unhappy with what he can provide, but because they are emotionally unfulfilled.

 

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Women use an average of 20,000 communication words, sounds, and gestures a day. Men only use about 7,000.

 

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So if a woman is talking to you a lot, she likes you. But if she's not talking, you're in trouble.

 

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  • bphillips, Jun 10, 2008 at 04:49 PM PDT said:

    Surely an MCP must have originally writtten these!

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