Hey all you people!!.. if you think chemistry is a sort of bull shit that will never get to your head.. think again!!!.. this drunk demented metal head is gonna make your life that much easier..by atleast TRYING to tell you how to learn the science of chemicals.. but there are all you 'impossibles' out there.. so if your one of them .. close the window.. turn off your comp.. and see a psychatrist.. he'll probably sedate you.. and then question you.. and then just get frustated and spit in your face and inject you with some cyanide ( KCN is a good option, but it's too quick).. thinking that your no use to the world.. any how..

Now, what's the thing I keep hearing??.. oh yeah.. "dude, chem is complete bull shit man.... i just don't seem to get what is the point of learning what things are made up of.. how they like.. mix.. or react or whatever..or how they form those compound thingies.. i mean.. what's the point??"... well.. my lil' depp.. to be completely honest to you.. i was the biggest depp in the world.. My chem teacher's like "Can you please tell me the molecular formula of water?".. and i'm thinking "It's H20... H to O.." and then scream out "H I J K L M N O " and the entire class is like.. " What a retard!!.. the guy's mom must have dropped him on his head when he was a child or something..." and laugh their guts out.. i couldn't make head or tail of chem in the first place either... but.. but but but but... it didn't end their..

Unlike other kids who think about fun n games at 6th grade (omg.. this guy has lost since 6th grade!!).. i began to wonder.. "Why the hell is chemistry there??.. i mean .. it's of no relevence to the present world".. and spent most of free time wondering why.. (boy most of you depps will think that i'm some big time nerd.. think again!!)... and then it hit me...

It's nature.. nature is chemistry.. chemistry is nature... now now.. EVEN a depp can say that.. "yo!, freaky chem dude!!.. the study of nature comes under ENVIRONMENTAL sciences, not chemistry, sheizakof!!".. (forgive my German spelling.. but that is suppose to mean 'shit head' in German)... but use whatever's left of your single neuron.. and think.. every component of nature.. is like an element.. and every eco system is like a compound.. the carbon (no not need for speed carbon!!.. Carbon the element.. it's the stuff that your mostly made of).. is like electrons.. although changing bodies.. not changing it's fundamental state.. (i hope you what fundamental means.. if u don't Google it!!)..

Ok.. ok.. not all of you are eco activists.. and some of you may even go to the extent of saying " no one here gives a shit to the environment..".. so let me try and present it to all you musical people out there.. "I... I get it!!.. every note ( on a guitar) is like an element!! *plucks the B string*.. and every chord..*plays a G major* is like a compound!!"... now.. you maybe thinking why i put that in quotes.. it's 'cause it's a quote from Drake and Josh.. but in reality.. to all the aspiring Joe Satrianis and the Carlos Santanas.. it makes quite a bit of sense..

But.. the point of both these anecdotes.. is not in the anecdotes.. dumb as that might sound .. it's not.. now.. i know that most of you people might be staring at the screen in complete amazement.. and thinking "Ok.. why did I open this damn thing in the first place..i should have just closed the screen, turn off the comp and go see a psychiatrist.." .. well that's what i said in the first place!!.. but no.. you thought you were not a 'impossible'.. DAMN your a depp.. but.. you've come this far.. why don't you just read it and go??..

Where was I?... ahh yes.. the way of comprehending..(ok... i'll use a more familiar word).. understanding chemistry.. or any subject.. is by RELATING it to something that you can see or feel... in a nut shell ( it's a figure of speech if you don't know what I'm saying).. anything physical.. all of chemistry.. bases itself on a ultra microscopic scale... so anything physical in that kind of scale is completely abstract to a human ( that's right , you're a human).. so if we can some how.. enlarge that to a spatial scale.. it will be better to understand and remember chemical equations.. and molecular formulas.. and valancies.. first do that.. your chemistry will be a little easier to understand...

Again.. you might think.. "This guy is a SERIOUS case.. i think he need's his advice *sees there more to the article*.. ahh.. screw this shit head.. *try's to continue reading*".. but, as a conclusion ( yes yes, i'm finally ending the article).. I'd like to quote Cassius " ... his bitter and caustic words are like sauce to the Plebeians.. to digest the truth in a better way..." (or atleast it was something like that)..

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dEmEnTeD rOcKa!!!..