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	General	2006-07-25	A sardar is in a bar and his cell phone rings. So, he picks it up and says: " Hello, how did you know I was here?"	**	Ben Koslowski	view
	General	2006-07-28	Three Sardar prisoners planned an escape from a prison. According to the plan, one night they managed to sneak out of their cells. While stealthily walking out they discussed how to get out of th... Three Sardar prisoners planned an escape from a prison. According to the plan, one night they managed to sneak out of their cells. While stealthily walking out they discussed how to get out of the prison boundary. The first said, "If there's a high fence, we'll dig under it!" The second said, "If there's a low fence, we'll jump over it!" The third said: "Well, we're out of luck, boys--There is no fence." So, instead of escaping they just went back to their cells.	***	Ben Koslowski	view
	General	2006-07-28	There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck. In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. So, he went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree,... There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck. In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. So, he went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you." The Sardarji then wrote a note saying: "I've kidnapped your son. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag & put it beneath the mango tree next to the slide on the north side of the city play ground". Signed, "A Sardarji". The Sardarji then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the Sardarji checked, and sure enough a paper bag was sitting beneath the mango tree. The Sardarji opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note saying, "How could you do this to a fellow Sardarji?!"	**	Ben Koslowski	view
	General	2006-07-28	The TC asked a sardar for his rail ticket. The sardar searched his pockets but could not find it. 'Never mind,' reassured the TC, "I will take your word that you bought your ticket." &quo... The TC asked a sardar for his rail ticket. The sardar searched his pockets but could not find it. 'Never mind,' reassured the TC, "I will take your word that you bought your ticket." "That is very kind of you,' replied the Sardar,"but if I don't find the ticket, how will I know where to get off."	**	Ben Koslowski	view
	General	2006-07-28	A sardar goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the T-Rex starts approaching, he is cowering in his seat. The guy in the next seat asks him: "Why are you so scared? It is only a movie after al... A sardar goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the T-Rex starts approaching, he is cowering in his seat. The guy in the next seat asks him: "Why are you so scared? It is only a movie after all." The sardar replies: "Of course. I am intelligent enough to know this is only a cinema. But, that is an animal. How will it know this is a movie?"	***	Ben Koslowski	view
	General	2006-07-28	A sardar is sitting in a bar sipping a Whiskey. He notices a gorgeous blonde sitting by herself in a corner. As he was getting up to talk to her, the bar tender said: "Hey, don't bother, she i... A sardar is sitting in a bar sipping a Whiskey. He notices a gorgeous blonde sitting by herself in a corner. As he was getting up to talk to her, the bar tender said: "Hey, don't bother, she is a lesbian!". The sardar replied: "Lesbian or no lesbian, I can get them all." Then walking across to the blonde, the sardar said in a very sexy voice: "Hi there. Which part of Lesbia are you from?"	****	Ben Koslowski	view
	General	2006-07-28	A sardar watching a marathon asked: "Why are all these people running?" The man standing next to him replied: "This is a race, the winner will get the cup." The sardar asked nex... A sardar watching a marathon asked: "Why are all these people running?" The man standing next to him replied: "This is a race, the winner will get the cup." The sardar asked next: "If only the winner is going to get the cup, why are the others running."	***	Ben Koslowski	view
	General	2006-07-28	A sardar's wish: "When I die, I want to die like my father who died peacefuly in his sleep. And, not screaming like all the passengers in the bus my father was driving."	**	Ben Koslowski	view
	General	2006-08-01	Two sardars were planting trees. One was digging holes and the other was immediately filling them in again. 'Tell me,' said a passerby, 'What on earth are you doing?' 'Well', said one of the digger... Two sardars were planting trees. One was digging holes and the other was immediately filling them in again. 'Tell me,' said a passerby, 'What on earth are you doing?' 'Well', said one of the diggers, "Usually there are three of us. I dig the hole, Balwant plants the tree saplings and Gurpreet fills in the hole. Today Balwant is off because he is ill. But that doesn't mean Gurpreet and I get the day off!"	***	Ben Koslowski	view
	General	2006-08-01	A sardar tells a girl, "I want to marry you". The girl responds, "But I am one year elder to you." The sardar tells her, "No Problem, then I will marry you next year."	**	Ben Koslowski	view

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