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This is a message from the Oracle Service Humor Mailing List...this is how common computer terms are interpreted by rednecks

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BACKUP:

What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods

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BAR CODE:

Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern

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BUG:

The reason you give for calling in sick

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BYTE: 

What your pit bull dun to cusin Jethro.

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CACHE:

Needed when you run out of food stamps

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CHIP:

Pasture muffins that you try not to step in

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CRASH:

When you go to Junior's party uninvited

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DIGITAL:

The art of counting on your fingers.

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DISKETTE:

Female Disco dancer

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HACKER:

Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking

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  • jlewis, Aug 14, 2008 at 10:40 AM PDT said:

    BAR CODE -Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern...that's funny too!

  • amajid, Jul 21, 2008 at 12:12 AM PDT said:

    What's a redneck?!!

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