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Jokes / Some Funny But Quotable Philosophical Sayings
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Last Modified Apr 11, 2008 at 06:35 PM PDT by mssyedViewed 714 time(s)
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These are some funny statements...but they are true as well! There is a lot of philosophical thoughts behind these sayings...somewhat like proverbs!!
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"You don't love a woman because she is beautiful; but, you think she is beautiful because you love her."
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"Real programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand."
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"If you love something, let it go. If it comes back it's yours. If it doesn't, it never really was yours in the first place."
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"Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME."
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"One thing you can't recycle is wasted time."
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"Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up."
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"Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell."
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