God : Hello. Did you call me?
Me: Called you? No.. Who is this ?
God : This is GOD. I heard your prayers. So I thought I will chat.
Me: Oh! that must be my wife, you've got wrong number.
God: She prayed for you!
Me: Really? That's so nice of her yet so futile
God : Why do you think it is futile? All prayers are answered
Me: So, you suggest that everybody prays to you?
God : Yes! That helps me resolve your problems, show you direction.
Me: Wait a sec! aren't you omniscient? You know our problems already, don't you?
God : (silence)
Me: You there?
God: Yes, there seems to be net congestion.
Me: Tell me something. You have infinite power right?
God: Yes, absolutely!
Me: Hmm... then can you create a rock so big that even you can't lift?
God: Yes!
Me: That means you don't have infinite power, you can't lift that rock!
God: Who says?
Me: You just said so.
Me: You know, my wife feels that her prayers are not answered.
God : There are no unanswered prayers.
Me: If you are happy with the prayer, you will change the future?
God: Why not? if you pray with your heart.
Me: But I don't understand that. Your knowledge of future implies that you know exactly
what is going to happen. Then you say you can change it. If future can be changed, that means you don't know it already.
God: I am confused.
Me: You see, there is logical problem. Either everything is fixed including the future, and in that case there is no point in praying or you can change future and that means you don't know the future.
God: Mankind troubles itself with too much logic. Make your life simple, go to temple, pray and you will
find peace. There will not be any logical problem.
Me: God, a personal question
God: Sure!
Me: Have you committed a Sin ever?
God: Of course not! Are you mad?
Me: Then you wouldn't know what exactly it feels like to commit a sin would you?
God: Obviously not!
Me: Hmm, God then that means there are things that you don't know. Does that mean you are not exactly Omniscient?
God: (silence)
Me:Thank you for this wonderful chat. Next time you are bored, I'd love to chat with you again.
God : Well. Hope you have faith in me
Me: Shouldn't you know already
God: What?
Me: If I ever will have a faith in you?
God: I don't think you will
Me: But you are omnipotent, you should be able to change that. Can't you?
God: You know, I gotta go. Somebody's in trouble.
Me: Wait a minute, you should already have known that there will be somebody in trouble. Why didn't you take care of that already?
Me: Hello?
Me: God, You there???
At that point, he went offline
Me: Called you? No.. Who is this ?
God : This is GOD. I heard your prayers. So I thought I will chat.
Me: Oh! that must be my wife, you've got wrong number.
God: She prayed for you!
Me: Really? That's so nice of her yet so futile
God : Why do you think it is futile? All prayers are answered
Me: So, you suggest that everybody prays to you?
God : Yes! That helps me resolve your problems, show you direction.
Me: Wait a sec! aren't you omniscient? You know our problems already, don't you?
God : (silence)
Me: You there?
God: Yes, there seems to be net congestion.
Me: Tell me something. You have infinite power right?
God: Yes, absolutely!
Me: Hmm... then can you create a rock so big that even you can't lift?
God: Yes!
Me: That means you don't have infinite power, you can't lift that rock!
God: Who says?
Me: You just said so.
Me: You know, my wife feels that her prayers are not answered.
God : There are no unanswered prayers.
Me: If you are happy with the prayer, you will change the future?
God: Why not? if you pray with your heart.
Me: But I don't understand that. Your knowledge of future implies that you know exactly
what is going to happen. Then you say you can change it. If future can be changed, that means you don't know it already.
God: I am confused.
Me: You see, there is logical problem. Either everything is fixed including the future, and in that case there is no point in praying or you can change future and that means you don't know the future.
God: Mankind troubles itself with too much logic. Make your life simple, go to temple, pray and you will
find peace. There will not be any logical problem.
Me: God, a personal question
God: Sure!
Me: Have you committed a Sin ever?
God: Of course not! Are you mad?
Me: Then you wouldn't know what exactly it feels like to commit a sin would you?
God: Obviously not!
Me: Hmm, God then that means there are things that you don't know. Does that mean you are not exactly Omniscient?
God: (silence)
Me:Thank you for this wonderful chat. Next time you are bored, I'd love to chat with you again.
God : Well. Hope you have faith in me
Me: Shouldn't you know already
God: What?
Me: If I ever will have a faith in you?
God: I don't think you will
Me: But you are omnipotent, you should be able to change that. Can't you?
God: You know, I gotta go. Somebody's in trouble.
Me: Wait a minute, you should already have known that there will be somebody in trouble. Why didn't you take care of that already?
Me: Hello?
Me: God, You there???
At that point, he went offline
