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These rules always work...but, there is no reason why they work!

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Anthony Law of the Workshop Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. view view
Bell Bell's Theorem As soon as the body is immersed fully in the bathtub, the telephone will ring. view view
Breda Breda's Rule At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last. view view
Cannon Karmic Law If you use the excuse that you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will actually have a flat tire view view
Kovac Kovac's Conundrum When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone. view view
Lorenz Law of Mechanical Repair After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. view view
O'Brien Variation Law If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. view view
Owen Owen's Law As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. view view
Rubys Principle of Close Encounters The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are in a situation where you do not want to be seen by anybody view view
Willoughby Willoughby's Law When you try to prove to the repairman that a machine doesn't work, it will. view view
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  • ninja, May 25, 2008 at 01:49 PM EDT said:

    Cute ones!!

  • mattdog, Jul 23, 2007 at 09:32 PM EDT said:

    Wooly if you wern't surfing the net you wouldn't have to stay late

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