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Last Modified Apr 01, 2008 at 07:00 AM PDT by toddj

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These are really funny...try to speak the Chinese Ebonics sentences aloud to really enjoy them; if possible say them with a typical Chinese accent..lol

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HU YU HAI DING?

Translation: Are you harboring a fugitive?

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KUM HIA

Translation: Approach me

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DUM GAI.

Translation: Stupid fellow.

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TAI NI PO NI.

Translation: Small Horse

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NO BAI DAM TING

Translation: Prices are too high here.

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CHIN TU FAT.

Translation: Have you considered a face lift?

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WAI SO DIM?

Translation: Are you trying to save electricity?

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HAO LONG WEI TING?

Translation: When will the bus arrive.

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LIN CHING

Translation: Unauthorized execution

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WAI YU MUN CHING?

Translation: Why are you blowing your diet.

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  • wizkiddo, Jun 15, 2008 at 11:55 AM PDT said:

    loved these...especially funny if you pronounce the chinese ebonics sentences with a chinese accent...and say them loudly...

  • agupta, Apr 02, 2008 at 01:13 AM PDT said:

    cool stuff!!

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