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Jokes / First Graders' Versions of Common Proverbs
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Last Modified Mar 31, 2008 at 07:50 AM PDT by cgoldbergViewed 360 time(s)
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A FIRST GRADE TEACHER collected old, well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and had them come up with the rest of it.
This is how it went.............you'll see that some of these are so creative that they actually make sense (e.g., where there is smoke, there is "pollution.") :)
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| 1 | As you shall make your bed so shall you mess it up. |
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| 2 | Better be safe than punch a 5th grader. |
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| 3 | Strike while the bug is close. |
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It's always darkest before daylight savings time. |
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| 5 | You can lead a horse to water but how? |
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| 6 | Don't bite the hand that looks dirty. |
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| 7 | A miss is as good as a mister. |
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| 8 | You can't teach an old dog new math. |
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| 9 | If you lie down with the dogs, you'll stink in the morning. |
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| 10 | The pen is mightier than the pigs. |
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