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These are hilarious...well unknown Long Forms of abbreviations frequently used by hardware and software professionals...

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PCMCIA:

People Can't Memorise Computer Industry Acronyms

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RISC:

Reduced Into Silly Code

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WINDOWS: 

Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

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APPLE: 

Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

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MACINTOSH:

Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

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IBM:  

I Blame Microsoft

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DOS:      

Defunct Operating System

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BASIC:    

Bill's Attempt to Sieze Industry Control

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PENTIUM: 

Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics

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CD-ROM:   

Consumer Device - Rendered Obsolete in Months

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  • dsarkissian, Jun 04, 2008 at 10:34 AM PDT said:

    You can always count on the Japanese to miniaturize everything!!

  • pwallace, Apr 16, 2008 at 01:38 AM PDT said:

    Brilliant!

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