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These are hilarious...well unknown Long Forms of abbreviations frequently used by hardware and software professionals...
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PCMCIA: People Can't Memorise Computer Industry Acronyms |
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RISC: Reduced Into Silly Code |
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WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System |
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APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity |
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MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs |
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IBM: I Blame Microsoft |
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DOS: Defunct Operating System |
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BASIC: Bill's Attempt to Sieze Industry Control |
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PENTIUM: Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics |
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CD-ROM: Consumer Device - Rendered Obsolete in Months |
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You can always count on the Japanese to miniaturize everything!!
Brilliant!