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Here are a bunch of terms used in offices (particularly of hitech companies) - these terms reflect modern culture dominated by technology, computers and the Internet.

Some of these terms and definitions are very creative...particularly SITCOM

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1	Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who is responsible.	view
2	Beepilepsy:The brief seizure people sometimes suffer when their beepers go off, especially in vibrator mode. Characterized by physical spasms, goofy facial expressions, and stopping ... more Beepilepsy: The brief seizure people sometimes suffer when their beepers go off, especially in vibrator mode. Characterized by physical spasms, goofy facial expressions, and stopping speech in mid-sentence.	view
3	Cube Farm: An office filled with cubicles.	view
4	Prairie Dogging: Something loud happens in a cube farm, and heads start popping up over the walls to see what's going on.	view
5	Idea Hamsters: People who always seem to be birthin' new ideas.	view
6	Mouse Potato: The on-line generation's answer to the couch potato.	view
7	CLAM (Career Limiting Amateur Move): Trashing your boss while he or she is within earshot is a serious CLAM.	view
8	Ohnosecond: That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize you've just made a big stupid mistake.	view
9	SITCOM: Stands for Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage.	view
10	Stress Puppy: A person who always seems to be stressed-out and whiny.	view

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chicks, Mar 28, 2008 at 02:05 AM PDT said:
prairie dogging...that is funny too!

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