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Jokes / Best Things to Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Work
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Last Modified Feb 22, 2008 at 08:14 AM PST by tjonesViewed 265 time(s)
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| 1 | "They told me at the blood bank this might happen." |
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"This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."
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"I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
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"I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
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"I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress.
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Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"
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"Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
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"The coffee machine is broken..."
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And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk... " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."
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