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More witty definitions for English words and terms
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ATOM BOMB: An invention to end all inventions. |
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BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. |
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CLASSIC: A book which people praise, but do not read. |
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COMMITTEE: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. |
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CRIMINAL: A guy no different from the rest of us, except that he got caught. |
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DICTIONARY: The only place where divorce comes before marriage. |
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DIPLOMAT: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. |
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DIVORCE: Future tense of marriage. |
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DOCTOR: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills. |
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E.t.c: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. |
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