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Jokes / Funny Definitions for Common English Words
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Last Modified Feb 04, 2008 at 06:36 AM PST by grobertsViewed 591 time(s)
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Some of these will split you up!!
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ADULTERY: The wrong people doing the right thing. |
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ALIMONY: The screwing you get for the screwing you got. |
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BABY: A hollow tube with a loud voice at one end and a complete lack of responsibility at the other end. |
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CHIVALRY: A man's inclination to defend a woman against every man but himself. |
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CONSCIENCE: That which hurts when everything else feels so good. |
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CONSTIPATION: To have and to hold. |
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COOKIE: A virgin doughnut. |
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DANCE: A naval engagement without the loss of seamen. |
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DOCTOR: A lucky fellow who is privileged to undress women and go all over them without getting his face slapped. |
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FATHER'S DAY: Nine months before labor day. |
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