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Jokes / Some very funny definitions
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Last Modified Jan 24, 2008 at 06:57 PM PST by mwatsonViewed 406 time(s)
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terrific definitions for some common English nouns...you are sure to find them delightful!! definitions, meaning, words, English, nouns, delightful, humourous, humorous, witty
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ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. |
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BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. |
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CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people. |
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CHICKENS: The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are dead. |
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COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. |
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DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out. |
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EGOTIST: Someone who is usually "me-deep" in conversation. |
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GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage. |
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HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage. |
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INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. |
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