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Jokes / Great Jokes about Marriage and Married People
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Last Modified Jan 24, 2008 at 06:21 AM PST by pwallaceViewed 989 time(s)
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Marriage...in lighter vein
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| 1 | A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". The next day, he received hundreds of letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." more |
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| 2 | Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that. |
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| 3 | At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger??" The other replied, "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man." more |
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Before a man is married, he is incomplete. Then when he is married, he is finished. |
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| 5 | Marriage is an institution in which a man losses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's status. |
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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying for it." |
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Young son: "I heard that in some parts of Africa, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her. Is that true, Dad?" Dad: "That happens in most countries son." |
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| 8 | Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and then it was too late." |
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| 9 | A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes. |
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| 10 | Married life is very frustrating.In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak an... more |
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Comments
- pwright, Jun 11, 2008 at 08:37 PM PDT said:
Nice ones...make interesting reading. But, there is a lot of truth in these
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