 | cylive.com | help | tour | contact | sign in | join Cylive | |
|
Jokes / 7 Ways to Catch a Lion - Using Physics and Math
Filed in: Arts and Entertainment
Tagged with joke, jokes, laughter, laugh, humor, wit, fun, funny,methods, ways, techniques, principles, postulates, physics, math, maths, mathematics, lion, catch, catching, Newton, action, reaction, Einstein, relative velocity, Schrodinger, probability, inverse transformation, thermodynamics, calculus, integration, di
Last Modified Jan 23, 2008 at 02:26 AM PST by dmartinViewed 226 time(s)
Rated 
by 1 Cylivers
Methods that can be used to catch a lion using principles and postulates of Physics and Mathematics!!
| Viewed 226 times | Commented 2 times |
|
|
| show filter | |||
Num | Joke | Rating | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Newton's Method: Let the lion catch you. For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. It implies you caught the lion. |
|
 view
|
|
| 2 |
Einstein Method: Run in a direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will run faster and get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily. |
|
view
|
|
| 3 |
Schrodinger Method: At any given moment, there is a positive probability that lion will be trapped in a cage. So, set the trap, sit down and wait. |
|
view
|
|
| 4 | Inverse Transformation Method: We place a spherical cage in the forest and enter it. Perform an inverse transformation with respect to the lion. The result: Lion is in and we are out. more |
|
view
|
|
| 5 |
Thermodynamic Procedure: We construct a semi-permeable membrane which allows every thing to pass through it except lions. Then, we sweep the entire forest with it. |
|
view
|
|
| 6 |
Calculus Method: Integrate the forest over the entire area. The lion is some where in the result. So differentiate the result PARTIALLY w.r.t the lion to trace it out. |
|
view
|
|
| 7 |
The Blonde Method: DON'T EVEN TRY. THE LION WILL EVENTUALLY CATCH YOU. |
|
view
|
Jokes
A collection of jokes
