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Jokes / Beer Ailment Troubleshooting Flow Chart
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Last Modified Apr 08, 2008 at 09:35 PM PDT by tbakerViewed 889 time(s)
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A root-cause analysis of all beer related problems!!
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SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless. FAULT: Glass empty. ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer. |
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| 2 | SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet. FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face. ACTION: Retire to ladies room, practice in mirror. more |
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SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet. FAULT: Mug being held at incorrect angle. ACTION: Rotate mug so that open end points toward ceiling. |
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SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet. FAULT: Improper bladder control. ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about its training. |
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SYMPTOM: Floor blurred. FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty mug. ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer. |
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SYMPTOM: Floor moving. FAULT: You are being carried out. ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another bar. |
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SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights. FAULT: You have fallen over backward. ACTION: Have yourself lashed to bar. |
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SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts. FAULT: You have fallen forward. ACTION: Same as in Item 7 above. |
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SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark. FAULT: Bar has closed. ACTION: Confirm home address with bartender. |
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SYMPTOM: Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures. FAULT: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations. ACTION: Cover mouth. |
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