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Jokes / Ways for women to turn men down
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Last Modified Jan 21, 2008 at 06:37 AM PST by ayoungViewed 383 time(s)
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These are some ideas for spurning the advances of painful men!! FORWARD TO WOMEN IN NEED OF SOME LAUGHS (and men who may have a good sense of humor)
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HE: Can I buy you a drink? SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money. |
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HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours. |
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HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice. |
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HE: How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE: I must've been given your share. |
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HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday? SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend. |
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HE: Your face must turn a few heads. SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs. |
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HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out. SHE: Okay, get out. |
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HE: I think I could make you very happy. SHE: Why? Are you leaving? |
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HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time. |
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HE: Can I have your name? SHE: Why? Don't you already have one? |
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- ayoung, Mar 18, 2008 at 07:53 AM PDT said:
I would love to use some of these retorts!!
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