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Jokes / The Best Answering Machine Messages Recorded
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Last Modified Jan 21, 2008 at 12:20 AM PST by grobertsViewed 416 time(s)
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These are supposedly answering machine messages recorded and verified by the International Institute of Answering Machine Messages (not sure if such an institute exists - in fact I checked on the Internet and could not find any such institute. Regardless, the messages are worth a chuckle):
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Message #10: My wife and I can't come to the phone right now. But if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished. |
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| 2 | Message # 9: Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity at t... more |
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| 3 | Message 8: This is not an answering machine - this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your number, and your reason for calling.... and I'll think a... more |
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Message # 7: Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets. |
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| 5 | Message # 6: Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my bank, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are ... more |
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Message # 5: A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message. |
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Message #4: Hello! If you leave a message, I'll call you soon. If you leave a "sexy" |
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Message #3: Hi. Now YOU say something. |
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Message # 2: Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you. |
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| 10 | And the # 1 actual answering machine message: Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing... more |
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