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These are some of the most common (politically correct) remarks on performance appraisals...along with their true meanings!! Read and enjoy!!
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| 1 | OUTGOING PERSONALITY .......... Always going out of the office |
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| 2 | GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS ......... Spends lots of time on phone |
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| 3 | AVERAGE EMPLOYEE .......... Not too bright |
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| 4 | EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED ......... Made no major blunders yet |
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| 5 | WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY .......... Too ugly to get a date |
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| 6 | ACTIVE SOCIALLY .......... Drinks a lot |
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| 7 | INDEPENDENT WORKER .......... Nobody knows what he/she does |
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| 8 | QUICK THINKING .......... Offers plausible excuses |
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| 9 | CAREFUL THINKER .......... Won't make a decision |
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| 10 | AGGRESSIVE .......... Obnoxious |
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