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Jokes / Some Profound and Funny Chinese Proverbs (translated into English)
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Tagged with joke, jokes, laughter, laugh, humor, wit, fun, funny,Chinese, proverbs, pithy, sayings, funny, hilarious, comic, profound, English, China, Mandarin
Last Modified Jan 17, 2008 at 12:44 AM PST by thinktankViewed 1667 time(s)
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Not sure if these Chinese proverbs do actually exist...but, some are really funny....
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| 1 | Man who run in front of car, get tired. Man who run behind car, get exhausted. |
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| 2 | Passionate kiss like spiders web - soon lead to undoing of fly. |
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| 3 | Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ. |
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| 4 | Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails. |
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| 5 | War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. |
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| 6 | Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse. |
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| 7 | Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night. |
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| 8 | It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. |
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| 9 | Man who drive like hell, bound to get there! |
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| 10 | Man who lives in glass house should change in basement. |
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Comments
- wizkiddo, Jun 15, 2008 at 11:52 AM PDT said:
"man who drive like hell...get there" that is absolutely funny too...but, there is also so much truth in the proverb!
- wizkiddo, Jun 15, 2008 at 11:49 AM PDT said:
"man who drive like hell...get there" that is absolutely funny too...but, there is also so much truth in the proverb!
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