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Jokes / Jokes that Prove Rajnikant is God
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Last Modified Jan 16, 2008 at 01:28 AM PST by annbViewed 1892 time(s)
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Rajnikant is all knowing, all powerful...these funny jokes clearly prove the South Indian actor Rajnikant is God! :)
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Rajanikanth's acting is so good that he even makes onions cry. |
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Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than death can process them. |
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Rajanikanth can build a snowman..... out of rain. |
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Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone. |
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Rajanikanth can kill a shark by drowning it. |
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Rajanikanth can play the violin...... ...with a piano. |
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When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,............. he turns the darkness off. |
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Rajanikanth once had a heart attack............... his heart lost. |
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When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror it shatters, because the mirror is not stupid enough to get in between the two Rajanikanths. |
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Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajanikanth can throw Brett Favre even further. |
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