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Jokes / SMS One Liners
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Tagged with jokes, funny, humor, laugh,SMS, mobile, one liners, q&a, questions, answers
Last Modified May 29, 2008 at 09:20 PM PDT by mwatsonViewed 1273 time(s)
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Some of the jokes I have heard, sent or received on SMS. These are really funny
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| Better Half | Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A: About 45 pounds |
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| Blondes | Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? Her IQ goes up |
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| Blondes | What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell, she's got the grenade in her mouth |
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| Borrowing | Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back |
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| Chinese | Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese. |
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| CNN News | Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this |
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| Computer | Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A f***ing know it all |
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| Deaf | Why do farts smell? For benefit of the hearing impaired |
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| Desserts | It's no accident that stressed spelled backwards is desserts. |
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| Dog | This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog. |
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