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A bunch of hilarious Golf jokes

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	Backspin	Amateur: ``How do you get so much backspin?''Pro: ``Before I answer that, tell me, how far do you hit a 5 iron?''Amateur: ``About 130.''Pro: ``Then why in the world would yo... more Amateur: ``How do you get so much backspin?'' Pro: ``Before I answer that, tell me, how far do you hit a 5 iron?'' Amateur: ``About 130.'' Pro: ``Then why in the world would you want the ball to spin back		view
	Caddy comments	Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course." Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth." more Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course." Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."		view
	Caddy Humor	Golfer: Notice any improvement since last year? Caddy: Polished your clubs, didn't you? more Golfer: Notice any improvement since last year? Caddy: Polished your clubs, didn't you?		view
	Caddy Humor	Golfer: Why do you keep looking at your watch?Caddy: This isn't a watch, sir. It's a compass. more Golfer: Why do you keep looking at your watch? Caddy: This isn't a watch, sir. It's a compass.		view
	Caddy Humor	Golfer: The doctor says I can't play golf. Caddy: Oh, he's played with you, too, huh? more Golfer: The doctor says I can't play golf. Caddy: Oh, he's played with you, too, huh?		view
	Caddy Humor	Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?" Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now." more Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?" Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."		view
	Caddy Humor	Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?" Caddy: "Eventually."		view
	Caddy Humor	Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world." Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence." more Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world." Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."		view
	Caddy Humor	Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old." Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir." more Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old." Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."		view
	Caddy Humor	Standing on the tee of a relatively long par three, the confident golfer said to his caddy, "Looks like a four-wood and a putt to me." The caddy handed him the four-wood, which he topped ... more Standing on the tee of a relatively long par three, the confident golfer said to his caddy, "Looks like a four-wood and a putt to me." The caddy handed him the four-wood, which he topped about fifteen yards off the front of the tee. Immediately the caddy handed him his putter and said, "And now for one hell of a putt."		view

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MachoMan, Jun 05, 2008 at 07:15 AM PDT said:
THere is great humor in these jokes...golfers can relate to it!

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