Here is an interesting perspective to life.
- God is real, unless declared integer.
- Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more.
- Death is hereditary.
- There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.
- An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
- Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.
- Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
- When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
- Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
- Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
- Well done is better than well said.
- Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.
- Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
- If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
- Where there's a will there are five hundred relatives.
- Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
