by 1 Cylivers
Santa Singh was seen going to the same movie everyday for a week.
So Banta asked him one day: "Hey...buddy, why are you going to this movie everyday like this? Don't you get bored?"
Santa replied with a bit of embarrassment on his face: "He..he...There is this scene - a hot chick starts taking off her clothes. But, unfortunately, just before she becomes all nude, there is this stupid train that comes in the way. But, dammit, some day the damn train is going to be late - ..he .. he..!"
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Santa goes to see Spielberg's Jurassic Park. When the dinosaurs start running on the screen towards him, he starts cowering in his seat.
Banta asked him: "Why Santa, what' the matter? Why are you so scared? It's just a movie."
Santa replied: "I'm human and have intelligence. So, I know it is a movie. But, the damn thing is an animal. How does it know it's a movie?"
