Jokes / Sardarji Wit and Humor
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Short and sweet ones!
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Santa: Do you know English? Banta: Yes Santa: OK! What is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI? Banta: Simple... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME. |
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SANTA: Where is my free gift with this oil? Shopkeeper: Sir, there is no promo with this oil. SANTA: Oye, but it is written here...CHOLESTROL FREE. |
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SANTA is talking on his cell. BANTA: Kis se baat kar rahe ho. SANTA: Biwi se. BANTA: Itne. pyar se? SANTA: Tumhari hai. |
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Santa about his wife: 'My wife never agrees with anything I say. And we have been married 6 years.' Mrs. Santa: 'Not 6. We have been married for 7 years!' |
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A Sardarji before leaving for work would tell his wife, 'Good bye, mother of four.' His wife fed up of this said: 'Bye Bye, Father of two.' |
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Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ... Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ? Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi. |
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| 7 | Banta got a ticket for parking his car at a wrong spot. The judge asked, 'Do you have anything to say in defense?''The sign was misleading,' said Banta. 'It said, FINE FOR PARKI... more |
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Two Sardars were in conversation on the beach. Sardar 1: Praaji, Ise 'beach' kyo kaheete hai ? Sardar 2: Woh to aasmaan aur zameen ke beech mein hai esliye eesai beach kahete hai. |
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A Tamilian calls up sardar and asks "Tamil therima?" (meaning 'Do you know Tamil?) Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!" |
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You'll not believe this: Santa Singh and Banta Singh were found playing chess. |
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