Jokes / Indian Film Stars and Their Answering Machines
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Last Modified Jan 17, 2009 at 05:57 PM EST by nprasadViewed 625 time(s)
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What kind of messages do you think Bollywood film stars would have on their answering machines or voice mails...if their typical dialogs in desi flicks are any indication!
Here are some guesses!
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Dharmendra Kutte Kaminey, Agar tuune apni maa ki doodh piya hai to message chod de, warana mein tujhe jinda nahin chodunga. |
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Ajit Sari duniya mujhe white LION ke naamse janti hai, jabtak tum messages chhodoge hum bharat se bahut dur ja chuke honge, robert helicopter chalu karo. |
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Ajit 2 Smart move. Phone kiya aapne baaahot aaachha kiya. Apka nam chod dijiye aur Mona apka phone louta degi! Please hiron ki aawaj sunte hi record karna. |
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Shatru Jis haram-zade ne call kiya hain ... mein us haram-zade ko zinda nahi chodunga... jaan se maar dunga |
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Shatru 2 AAahoy! Ye Chenu ka answering m/c hai! Seedhi taraha se message chhod de warna mai teri haddi pasli ek kardunga, haaa! |
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Shatru 3 Apne Mangal ko phone kiya hai, koi phate hue tash ke tirpanve patte ko nahin! Nam chod dena ham patta khud jaan lenge! |
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Raj Kumar Jaani. Shisheke gharome rahane wale pathar nahi pheka karate. Tum pathar mat pheko message chodo. Hum jara jaldi me hai. |
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Raj Kumar 2 Jaani yeh answering machine koi bacchon ka khel nahi. hum ko mita sake woh tumahre message mein dum nahi. Hum se hain ye machine. Machine se hum nahi... |
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Pran PATHAN ki answering machine. Hum tereku bola message chod de warna hum pathan ka baccha tumara tangdi tod dega |
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Prem chopra Hum woh hain jo shishe ko patthar se katate hain....aaapke message ki iit ka jawab patthar se denge.... BTW: Mera Naam hai Pre'm, He he Pre'm Chopra |
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