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Have fun...Munna Bhai is the character from the very successful Hindi Bollywood Munna Bhai MBBS and Lage Raho Munna Bhai movies

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MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, tu kitna padha hai?

MAMU: B.A.

MUNNA BHAI: Sala, two lafz padha aur woh bhi ulta?

 

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CIRCUIT: Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.

MUNNABHAI: Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?

CIRCUIT: Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega.

 

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MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?

CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.

MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?

CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

 

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MAMU: Bhai, apnay ko char mahinay mein Sindhi sikhna padega. Kuch hal batao.

MUNNA BHAI: Sidhi kyun, aur char mahinay ka kya chakkar hai?

MAMU: Meinay ek Sindhi baccha adopt kiya hai, aur woh char mahinay mein bolne lagay ga.

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