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Quotations / Sex, Love, and Marriage
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The most humorous quotations on sex, love, romance and marriage. Please send me any other witty quotations on this topic through the 'Comments' function.
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| Benjamin Disraeli | In "Lothair," 1870 | Marriage | Every woman should marry - and no man. |
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| Benjamin Franklin | In "Poor Richard's Almanack," (1732-57) | Marriage | Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. |
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| Booth Tarkington | In "Looking Forward to the Great Adventure," 1926 | Marriage | An ideal wife is any woman who has an ideal husband. |
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| Charles Caleb Colton | In "Lacon" (1825) | Marriage | Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. |
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| Edward Dahlberg | In "On Lust - Reasons of the Heart," 1965 | Sex | What most men desire is a virgin who is a whore. |
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| Francis Bacon | In "Of Marriage and Single Life -Essays," 1625 | Marriage | 2. Wives are young men’s mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men’s nurses. |
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| Francis Bacon | In "Of Love - Essays," 1625 | Love | It is impossible to love and be wise. |
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| George Bernard Shaw | In "Maxims for Revolutionists, Man and Superman," 1903 | Marriage | Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity. |
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| La Rochefoucauld | In "Maxims" translation, 1665 | Love | True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen. |
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| Mart Crowley | In "The Boys in the Band," 1968 | Sex | Well, one thing you can say for masturbation…you certainly don’t have to look your best. |
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