Quotations / The Funniest Zippergate Quotations
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Few of these are stand-up comedian jokes apparently! The Monica Lewinsky - Bill Clinton escapades at the Oval Office provided fodder to comedians for a long time. Here's are some of the best!
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| Bobby Terrell | - | Paula Jones |
Q: What were Clinton's fist words to Paula Jones at the deposition?
A: "So now you open your mouth!" |
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| Chris Webb | - | Gore | Did you hear? Gore is only one orgasm away from the presidency. | - |
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| Conan O'Brien | - | Film |
"Wes Craven was actually asked to shoot a film that documented Bill Clinton's last day in office. That's a true story, yeah. Yeah, apparently Craven wanted to call the film, 'I Know Who You Di...
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| Craig Kilborn | - | Talk Show | "Bill Clinton may get his own talk show on CBS. It will be strange once again to hear 'So who is on Clinton tonight?'" | - |
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| Craig Kilborn | - | Income | "It's tax time and former President Clinton is reporting he made over $2 million last year, and that's not including what he got under the table." | - |
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| David Letterman | - | Anti-Ballistic Missile Treaty | "Bush announced he's pulled out of the 1978 Anti-Ballistic Missile Treaty. ... I think this is the biggest thing a president has pulled out of since Monica" | - |
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| David Letterman | - | Bombs | "President Bush has authorized the drop of 15,000-pound bombs on Afghanistan. I believe that is the heaviest ordered drop by a president since ... well, Monica." | - |
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| Jay Leno | - | Memoir | "Bill Clinton's memoir, which is coming out in June, is called 'My Life.' I believe it's an oral history...." | - |
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| Jay Leno | - | White House attack |
"President Clinton also testified before the 9/11 commission. He said he was very concerned about an attack. In fact, Clinton said he couldn't remember how many times he had told women in the ...
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| Jay Leno | - | Mt. Rushmore | "Yesterday President Bush was at Mt. Rushmore. Don't confuse this with former President Clinton who was just in a rush to mount more." | - |
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