Gujju guy gets married to this beautiful, voluptuous, village belle, the best of the lot in the whole of the Gujarat. Wedding night, big night, man is bloody impatient to get his manhood into action.
Finally the big moment; He strips... tears her clothes off.... gets on top of her... after 10 minutes of wild action.... he hears his wife sneeze, which suddenly puts him off gear. Disappointed, he gets off, & quietly goes off to sleep.
But next day, he pardons his wife for her untimely behaviour, & again starts looking forward to the night. But again in the night after 10 minutes, the wife starts sneezing. The husband is quite put off, & next day confides with his doctor, & invites him to actually witness the sad debacle.
So in the night, doctor is hiding behind the window, husband begins his act, & after 10 minutes. Wife again starts sneezing. Husband immediately gets off, & approaches the doctor, " See, what did I tell."
The doctor takes his shoe and starts hammering the fellow. The husband is quite foxed and asks the doctor the meaning of all this. The doctor tells him, "Abey idiot, she is not sneezing, she is saying.... ouchoon, ouchoon (I am coming in gujju)."
