Jokes / Answering Machine Messages of Bollywood Stars
Filed in: Arts and Entertainment
Tagged with joke, jokes, laughter, laugh, humor, wit, fun, funny,dialog, dialogs, answering machine, message, messages, bollywood, india, indian, stars, superstars, voicemail, voice mails, movie, movies, film, films, superstar, star, actor, actors
Last Modified Oct 23, 2008 at 06:30 AM EDT by rramanathanViewed 584 time(s)
Rated 
by 1 Cylivers
These are the voice mails that you may find on the answering machines of bollywood superstars.
But you need to have seen the movies with these dialogs to better understand them!
| Viewed 584 times | Commented 0 times |
|
|
| show filter | |||
Num | Joke | Rating | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
AAMIR KHAN: ye pakya, jyada bakwaas nahi karne ka kya bhidu ..chchota message rakne ku mangtai baap .. ye tapori chal chal .. jaldi bol, khajoor.. |
|
 view
|
|
| 2 |
BACHCHAN: main aur meri machine..aksar ye baaten karte hain ..ki woh msg rakhti to kya kahti..wo ye kahti..wo wo kahti..main aur meri machine..aksar ye baaten karte hai |
|
view
|
|
| 3 |
SHAHRUKH: wo msg chchodegi ..? nahi chchodegi ? chchodegi ? nahi chchodegi..? kkkkkkkk kiran... ha ha ha haaaaaaa... |
|
view
|
|
| 4 |
SHATRU: jali ko aag kahte hain.. buzi ko raakh kahte hai.. is m/c mein jo bakwaas record hoti hai .. usko msg kahte hai .. |
|
view
|
|
| 5 |
RAJKUMAR: jaani .. jinke apne gharon mein ans. m/c hain .. wo dusron ke gharon mein msg nahi chchodte .. hume aur pareshan mat karo ..samze? |
|
view
|
|
| 6 |
DIMPLE: arre a bhadwe .. ladkiyon ki m/c mein msg rakhta hain. agar mard hain to samne aakar baat kar saale .. |
|
view
|
|
| 7 |
TIKU TALSANIA: eeeeeeeeeeee .. main ghar mein nahi hoon (with extreme stress) .. msg rakho ...shhhhhhh ye kya msg hai ...? |
|
view
|
|
| 8 |
DHARMENDRA: Kamine, Kutte, Haraamzaade! Jaldi se jo kehna hain keh de warna tera khoon pee jaaonga. Chaalak banne ki koshish ki to haat kaatkar haat mein de doonga. |
|
view
|
|
| 9 |
ASRANI: Yaaeeee! Hum angrej ke zamaane ke idiot hain. Aadhe jan chheeko aadhe jan hanso baaki log apna message chhod do. Yaaeeee! |
|
view
|
|
| 10 | SANJEEV KUMAR: Yeh phone no. to mera hain magar main yahaan rehta nahin hoon. Mujhe pata hain ki tum "gaaang" se mile huen hon is liye main tumhe bataoonga nahin ki saara maal maine apni ... more |
|
view
|
Jokes
A collection of jokes
