Jokes / Some More Funny Answering Machine Messages
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Last Modified Nov 19, 2008 at 04:12 AM EST by grobertsViewed 257 time(s)
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Hi, I'm not at home right now, but my answering machine is, so you can talk to it instead, Wait for the beep. |
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| 2 | Hello. I'm David's answering machine. Who are you? |
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| 3 | From Japanese friend: He-lo! This is Santo. If you leave message, I call you soon. If you leave "sexy message," I call you sooner! |
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| 4 | Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back. |
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| 5 | If you are a burglar, then we're at home cleaning our weapons right now and can't answer the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't home and it is safe to leave us a message. |
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| 6 | Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us. |
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Hello, this is God. I know who you are and why you've called. At the sound of the tone, repent! |
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| 8 | (Narrator's voice:) There Dale sits, reading a magazine. Suddenly the telephone rings! The bathroom explodes into a veritable maelstrom of toilet paper, with Dale in the middle of it, his arms ... more |
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