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Jokes / Humorous Statements Full of Wisdom
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Last Modified Oct 11, 2008 at 08:31 PM PDT by jgarciaViewed 81 time(s)
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Very witty and funny - yet packed with a lot of wisdom!
Have an awesome day. Please don't keep this message to yourself - send it to those who mean so much to you...NOW"
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| 1 | Living on Earth is expensive. But it does include a free trip around the sun every year. |
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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on. |
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| 3 | Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live. |
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| 4 | Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open. |
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| 5 | Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them? |
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| 6 | Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us. |
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| 7 | If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet? |
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| 8 | Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once. |
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| 9 | Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened. |
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We could learn a lot from crayons: Some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors. But they all exist very nicely in the same box. |
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