Life in the USA
- Only in Texas: I understand that all the flashers not very well endowed are tried for their exhibitionism in Small Claims Court.
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- The meaning of many phrases depends on your location. A "Safe Cracker" in New York is a person who opens a safe without knowing the combination; in Georgia it's an AIDS-free girl on the pill.
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- Hoping to attract more tourists, the Washington State's Chamber of commerce encouraged travel related groups to register with them. One new organization was listed until the acronymic name was noticed: Women Helping Others Relax & Enjoy Seattle.
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