When Superboy became Superman he donned his new uniform and decided to go and show it off to other super heroes.
He flew over to see Batman. "Hi Batman," he said, "What do you think of my uniform?" "Great," said Batman. "Thanks, see you later." said Superman and flew off to see Spiderman.
"Hi Spiderman," he said, "What do you think of my uniform?" "Looks good said Spiderman." "Thanks," said Superman and flew off to see Captain Marvel.
"Hi," he said, "What do you think of my uniform?" "Cool," said Captain Marvel. "Thanks," said Superman and flew off to see Wonder Woman.
He flew high over her island and searched for her with his telescopic vision. He saw her writhing in the sand on the beach stark naked with a big smile on her face. Watching her made him very horny and he thought to himself, What the heck, I'll go down there and be gone so fast she'll never know what hit her - and with that he dived faster than a speeding bullet. Bang, bang and he was gone!!!
Wonder Woman opened her eyes and said, "What was that?" The Invisible Man said, "I have no idea but my ass hurts like hell!"


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