by 1 Cylivers
A thoroughly tanned man was admiring himself in his full-length mirror when suddenly he realized that the only part of his body that wasn't tanned was his penis. He decided that he should do something about it, so later that day he went to the beach and buried himself in the sand, with only his penis exposed.
Two elderly ladies were walking down the beach and noticed it sticking up out of the sand. One of the ladies poked it with her cane, and said to the other, "You know, there's no justice in this world."
The other lady said, "What do you mean?"
The first lady replied, "When I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot all about it... and now that I'm 80, the damn things are growing wild, and I'm too old to squat!"
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Two morons were in a car following Lorena Bobbitt that fateful night when she threw the "appendage" out the window of her car. "It" hit the windshield of the moron's car and one them exclaimed "Did you see the size of that bug?"
The other said "No, but damn, did you see the size of its dick?"
